I once had a pet goat. We called him Goatie. Goatie lived in our yard and ate mulberry leaves. One day I asked my father where Goatie went. He replied, “Goatie is goatburgers now”.
Tonight I will pay tribute to Goatie by eating his kin. Yummy yummy goatie.
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