If you took a short squat Italian man and mixed him with a supermodel, this is what you would get.

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Amazing that if you basically mashed together Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, you would get their daughter. She is like one of those computer generated images of what your baby would look like made by superimposing both people together. Goes to show you that even supermodel genes are not immune to some darker, shorter, more bug-eyed DNA. At least the daughter has some of his musical talents…