Someone seems to have had a bad night outside of the council flats next to Portabella, right!
A recap of what you are looking at…
1) a pair of boxer shorts
2) 2 Primark bags with a KFC bag inside – like a ghetto shopping oreo
3) a Capri-Sun – well, I mean you gotta feed the kids something
4) a can of Stella Artois, otherwise known as “the wife beater” due to its high alcohol content
5) an unpaid bill final notice
6) a chav jumper
7) an empty Sprite can – to mix with the vodka, innit
