Well, Bob, we got an Atomic Clock from Stephanie. We will send her a thank you note just like she always does. Joan wants to put it over the fire place in the living room. I have read the instructions and it sounds like you have to be a nuclear, or is it nucular, engineer to get it started. Got to wait 10 minutes before you push any buttons Guess it gots to warm up its brain. It takes four AA batteries. Hey, come down and see it sometime.
– Monte on how I ruined his life by buying him an Atomic Clock (and I really do always send thank you notes)
